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Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
if you own a HOG You do not need a therapist
There’s only one other thing my Ole lady has more fun sitting on than my bike
Buy it, Fix it, Ride it.
Two wheels, One road
The wind is my woman, blowin’ the crazy off me.
Ride a hog thats real horseower.
Harley Davidson american muscle.
HOG…..I’ve Been Called Worse
Name that tune…Puttata…puttata….puttata?
I would rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than be caught on a rice burner.
RIDE IT LIKE YOU BUILT IT
Ride it like you stole it or sell it to someone who will!
No wife no kids, only my HOG. Life is beautiful.
IT DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS !
If you own a Harley you unlocked the secret of the open road!!!
Bikers Build & Fix Hog’s(healthy On GOING)
freedom starts at the twist of my throttle
Therapy is in session!
Loven it
My horn is quiet but my pipes are LOUD
Fix my HOG – even a mechanic needs a hero
Riding my Harley makes me feel so good . I look good too
I fix my own…..you should too….
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Fix; Ride; Repeat!
How well do you know WHO fixes your bike?
Same road, same rules…
Unless you ride a Harley-Davidson!
I know my hog so well, I know every nut and bolt by their first name!
I can’t fix relationships, but I sure can Fix My Hog!
If ya can’t wrench it, bench it!
Gas…..$$$
Oil…….$$$
Parts…$$$
Labor..0
Being able to
Fix My Hog:
PRICELESS!!!
Nothing says “Infidel” like an American riding a Harley!
2 cylinders, 2 wheels, 1 company, 1 country, no brainer…
I’ve got my Harley AND I’ve got a t-shirt!!!
You’ve got a 52 bedroom house, aLear Jet and a Lamborghini? I’ve got a Harley….a PAID FOR Harley!
I know, I know. It’s a Harley. You’re jealous, ain’tcha?
Hey, get the hell off my Harley!
Confucius says: “The answer is Harley, the question doesn’t matter!”
I’m not perfect but my Harley is!
Only animals ride hogs!!
if your goin to fly fly on your hog
I’ve Driven the rest, but Kept the BEST– Harley Davidson–
I bleed brake fluid
Have You Hugged Your HOG Today?
Ride It Like You Stole It
Join the HOG Fixation Nation!
Happiness is:
boots on the pegs,
ass on the seat, &
the rumble of the pipes.
winter months of misery waiting for moments of magic
I ride with American pride. I ride American steel.
t shirt
“RIDE FREE’
NOT A
FREE RIDE
I HAVE CHROMES
DISEASE
Good one
The sound of my Pipes is music to my ears!!
I have a fast porker!!!!!
” IT’LL FIX YOU “
Tune in & Tune Up
FixMyHog.com
Own a (HOG)and all the (pork) that comes with it!!!
Can’t sell or Trade it? Fix it!!!
Fix it!!!Like You Ride it????
Don’t leave a Hogger Hangin’
Forever 2 Wheels
If you can’t be with the one you love, get your wrench out!
A Fine Piece of Machinery – A Reflection of a Bikers LIFESTYLE
FIX MT HOG!
I’m riding, why aren’t U
Wanna Bagger?
Don’t Stagger.
Drink Responsibly.
Take Care of Your PORK
Hard times never last, strong people do.
When someone asks to it reply ” go buy your own HOG”
I treat my bike like I do my woman,ride it hard & maintain it gently.
Rubber side down , shiny side up !!
MY HOG? ITS GOOD TO GO CAUSE IT’S ALL GOOD
don’t be a sidewalk commander (fix my hog) northsiders rule
ride it like you can fix it
i’ts your Harley, learn to wrench now or pay even more later
take pride in maintaining your Harley – Fix My Hog
how’s it supposed to last if you don’t maintain it? Fix My Hog
have some Harley pride and learn to wrench on your ride – Fix My Hog
“Fixed” My Hog
Keep the shiny side up and the rubber side down.
Ride a Hog!
Loud pipes matter!
Keep my Porkin’ Hog running!
American Heavy Metal Thunder
Tools-Paid for. Hydraulic Lift-Paid for. Compressor-Paid for. Upgrades-Paid for. Fix My Hog membership-Paid for. All from money NOT given to a shop. Wrench your own. FixMyHog.com
5 (P) Rule, Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance
If you build it you’ll always know how to fix it!
I used to run with sissors as child. Look at me now.
If you don’t fix your own Hog your paying way too much!
You gotta live free to be free.
If man built it, Man can fix it
“I’d rather have a sister in a who_ _ house (Brothel), than a brother on a Honda”. I tried to keep it clean. I saw this somewhere, I think on a shirt in the 70’s. would love to see it revived.
Got this one from and old bros philsophy ” headlight broke, Take the motor ouit “