Fix My Hog T-Shirt Challenge

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Give us your best Hogger saying and you could be a part of our new FMH T-shirt collection! The top 10 quotes will be posted on our Facebook page and YOU, our fans, get to decide on the winner. The winner will receive a free T-shirt and bragging rights. Add your quote to the Make A Comment section here! Contest ends April 6. Good luck!

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91 Responses to “Fix My Hog T-Shirt Challenge”
  1. Samuel

    There’s only one other thing my Ole lady has more fun sitting on than my bike

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  2. Mike

    I would rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than be caught on a rice burner.

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  3. Cal manning

    I know my hog so well, I know every nut and bolt by their first name!

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  4. Cal manning

    Gas…..$$$
    Oil…….$$$
    Parts…$$$
    Labor..0
    Being able to
    Fix My Hog:
    PRICELESS!!!

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  5. George K Keck

    You’ve got a 52 bedroom house, aLear Jet and a Lamborghini? I’ve got a Harley….a PAID FOR Harley!

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  6. George K Keck

    Confucius says: “The answer is Harley, the question doesn’t matter!”

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  7. David Smith

    Happiness is:
    boots on the pegs,
    ass on the seat, &
    the rumble of the pipes.

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  8. Bill Schneider

    A Fine Piece of Machinery – A Reflection of a Bikers LIFESTYLE
    FIX MT HOG!

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  9. tropicsteve

    have some Harley pride and learn to wrench on your ride – Fix My Hog

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  10. Steven

    Tools-Paid for. Hydraulic Lift-Paid for. Compressor-Paid for. Upgrades-Paid for. Fix My Hog membership-Paid for. All from money NOT given to a shop. Wrench your own. FixMyHog.com

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  11. Randy

    “I’d rather have a sister in a who_ _ house (Brothel), than a brother on a Honda”. I tried to keep it clean. I saw this somewhere, I think on a shirt in the 70’s. would love to see it revived.

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  12. doc_bev2

    Got this one from and old bros philsophy ” headlight broke, Take the motor ouit “

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